Oh man, this is HILARIOUS. As soon as I read the sentence "Is it for me to prevent the constabulary from carrying out their duties wherever they see fit?" I knew that this was going to be a work of pure Bertie gold, and INDEED IT WAS. And Fink-Nottle and the sampler of the Easter rabbit! And the aunts! Although, poor Jeeves . . . (Jeeves being Jeeves, though, I retain a glimmer of hope that becoming a disembodied head in a jar was part of his master plan all along.)