Bertie is, I must admit, the most adorable of vampires! I realised half-way through that if I was going to make it anything other than a touching tale of how entering the realms of the undead is a trifle disconcerting at first and just the thing to make a chap appreciate his gentleman's gentleman, I needed to resort to EXTREME MEASURES. Hence, Jeeves-in-a-jar.

But anyway, thank you! I am pleased you enjoyed!