Alterna-Mai is so fucking badass. SO FUCKING BADASS. In my head, if she never turns on Azula, she -- might not be the FIre Lady. She can just be Zuko (and let's be honest here, Azula's) spymaster, and you kinda get the feeling that -- yeah, not such a bad life, really. That little spawn, in my head, is definitely not a Firebender. But maybe Zuko's kids in his official marriage are, dunh-dunh-dunh.

Fuck me, now I want that fic so bad I can taste it. What happened to Iroh in this universe?